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Hilarious Texts Your Dog Would Send If He Could

By Cuteness Team
published: November 22, 2018 - updated: August 29, 2022 • 1 min. read
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When he needs a little bit of cheer in his life:

example text from a dog about tennis ball

Credit: @texts_fromdog/Instagram


When his separation anxiety gets to be too much:

example text from dog about owner being gone

Credit: @texts_fromdog/Instagram

When he’s sure he’s right (and he’s always right):

screenshot of text about dog peeing on the bed

Credit: @quotzy_girl123/Instagram

When he decides to let you know that what’s yours is his:

screenshot of text with dog brushing its teeth


And when he reminds you about what’s really important:

screenshot of lots of texts from dog

Credit: @tiffypie/Instagram

Want to learn more about your pup? Check out Do Dogs Have Feelings?, How Dogs Communicate Using Touch, and Ways Dogs Communicate With Their Paws at!

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